dazed and confused...

This photograph hangs on the wall of my local Wetherspoons. It's taken over a hundred years ago and is of the main street in my home town. While enjoying a glass of vino with the lovely 'Sameold' we noticed that the baby was indeed very large, if you look closely you can see his beard. His name is Bob.

This is a huge sanstone rock in a country park where i live. I love it.

I'm watching 'The Goonies' with my 11 yr old son and hes loving it. He's laughing in all the same places and wishing he could do all the things i used to want to do. I'd forgotten how good it is..I remember when i first saw it, I was 13 and went to the cinema with my dad-which is why i remember it as we only ever went twice! first time was 'Sinbad and The Eye of The Tiger' which was wicked (crap now but i still enjoy it when i see it). Anyway, my point being is that 80's films ROCK!

It's Saturday evening and i've done absolutely nothing productive today whatsobloodyever. I'm seiously hung over from last night and have spent the last few hours trying to install my new BT Vision box which would be a nightmare without a throbbing head but with one..Aagh! anyway i've just lost the plot with an advisor after waiting 40mins in a queue and cancelled the service as i can't recieve any channels - freeview or otherwise. I'm gutted as it seems really good. Back to the old Sky box then. Thats about as interesting as it gets. Now where did i put that cup of tea?

..Of time. I had loads of it earlier.

On Thursday evening I drove my son and two of his friends to football training at a sports centre around 20 minutes away. I was shattered and as the session only lasted an hour it wasn't worth me going home to rest so i decided to set my alarm and have a good old snooze in the car, swung my legs over the passenger seat and off i went.

The next thing i remember was a loud knocking on the window. It was a woman from the adjacent tennis centre asking me if i was ok? I turned to wind down my window and there was the most handsome guy that my eyes had seen for a very long time..truly drop dead sexy. A few years younger than me with dark eyes, floppy dark hair and an incredible smile standing next to his top of the range audi in his tennis whites he was the vision of sexiness. It was him that had alerted the staff.

"Sorry for waking you and causing a fuss" he said.

"No, don't aploogise" I said, adjusting my hair "It was a really nice thing of you to do. thank you"

"Thats okay, I was just worried, seeing you slumped over like that with your mouth open"..

GUTTED